CIA DEBREIF Transcript

CIA: Please state your name, citizenship, and date of birth..
Flinkman: Marshall J. Flinkman, citizen of the United States of America- but I think my moms from Mexico. Or France? Duno.
CIA: Date of birth?
Flinkman: Umm.. May.. You know, April Flowers bring may flowers… Mayday.. On, ahh, the 29th.. In sixty-four!
CIA: Please state your former SD-6 ID-Class.
Flinkman: Ummm 3040…
CIA: Continue…
Flinkman: Ooh sorry I was just looking at your walls.. Neat stuff. 
CIA: Your ID CLASS, please.
Flinkman: 30408-12650. Sorry.. For, you know, the slow answer, I’m ahh… I’m working on that.
CIA: Please explain your affiliation with SD-6 to us.
Flinkman: I was recruited in….. Ninety six? Nintey eight? Naww I think it was ninety seven… but I might be wrong…
CIA: You never had any suspicions about your employers?
Flinkman: Not really, but Mister Sloane… He was always kinda creepy. And Sark? Uber creepy. 
CIA: None what so ever?
Flinkman: Sorry- none what?
CIA: Suspicions.
Flinkman: Ahh. No. That would be a no. As in ‘Is the four ‘o clock train here’? ‘No, its two thirty’. That kinda no! 
CIA: What was your SD-6 travel alias?
Flinkman: Ummm I didn’t really have one… Not field rated, you see. At least most of the time.
CIA: Where were you born?
Flinkman: Good ‘ol Cali.
CIA: Where?
Flinkman: LA. City of the lights. Or is that Vegas??
CIA: Where was SD-6 located?
Flinkman: Deeeeeeep in the baaaaatcaaaaave of uuber spooooky Credit Dauphine! 
CIA: Who was your supervisor at SD-6?
Flinkman: Mister Sloane. Remember? The creepy guy… 
CIA: Was he aware of SD-6's true nature?
Flinkman: I guess.. 
CIA: Were you?
Flinkman: Was I what?
CIA: Aware of SD-6’s true nature.
Flinkman: No way!!!
CIA: Are you sure?
Flinkman: Sure of what?
CIA: You didn’t know the truth.
Flinkman: Yes.
CIA: Repeat that?
Flinkman: I mean noo!! Or yes… What was the question again?
CIA: Were you aware of SD-6's true nature?
Flinkman: No man!
CIA: How many people at SD-6 were?
Flinkman: I bet Sloane and the creepy head of SS.
CIA: SS?
Flinkman: Security Section! Ah doi! Just joshing ya… I mean of course your not stupid.. I think..
CIA: Do you have a wife?
Flinkman: No. I have a mother!
CIA: Is she aware of your previous affiliation with SD-6?
Flinkman: No. I wasn’t supposed to tell….
CIA: Does she know of the true nature of SD-6?
Flinkman: No.
CIA: Do you?
Flinkman: At the time… 
CIA: Are you aware what the true nature of SD-6 is?
Flinkman: Yes.
CIA: What languages do you speak?
Flinkman: Umm.. Pig latin… HTML… C++… Does binary count?
CIA: Are your family members aware of the true nature of SD-6?
Flinkman: No.
CIA: Are you?
Flinkman: Yes.
CIA: Describe SD-6 headquarters.
Flinkman: Well deeeep in theee baaaat caaavve there is the whole ‘bull pen’ where the agents work. Then there is a office..
CIA: Whose?
Flinkman: Sloanes. And then mine! Messy but I like to think of it as homy. 
CIA: What is the true nature of SD-6?
Flinkman: They’re indie. Or I guess they were indie. 
CIA: What is it?
Flinkman: The Los Angeles cell of The Alliance Of Twelve.
CIA: Thank you.